People are given lemons and they make them into lemonade.  I’ve been given the grapes of the gods and I complain that I cant turn them into wine.



Calculators are to doing arithmetic…

…As internet bibles are to memorizing scripture references.


Me: “so we have the promise to Abraham via Christ?”

Coworker: “yeah, he’s kind of like a broker.”

Ha!  ‘Salvation broker’…totally using that.


Hunger Games:
-Kids fighting against each other
-Unpaid except chance of reward
-Pressure from loved ones and hometowns
-“Careers” and a draft
-Economy and entertainment of an entire country centered around the games?

…Sounds alot like NCAA football to me.


Axiom: a proposition that is not proven or demonstrated but is considered to be self-evident.

So an axiom is to logic and theory, as atoms are to matter.

Hooray for relative irreducibility and mind-relieving assumptions!!